Oops He Did It Again

Dear Master BIKSS, 

Here are the charges that have been brought against you:

1) reminding me during the day (dad's medical, dinner with parents) that I was to have patience and remember that I can only change what is changeable and NOT to fret (or lose my temper) about the things that I CANNOT control;

2) supporting my need to walk the stress off even tho you couldn't make it tonight, and reminding me to stay on the main roads and not wander into dark alleys;

3) catching me off guard and surprising me with a last minute pick-up from where I ended up;

4) making a fuss (aka nagging) about my alleged dragging of feet when I brisk walk (I still maintain it's the leaves that got underfoot) and making it absolutely clear that I'm to stop it;

5) correcting me so that I now know that all the nice little things I do for you is not Mothering but Submission (I liked this one!);

6) watching me gag while you were fucking my mouth and savouring the tears that were pooling at the corner of my eyes, wiping them away, and carrying on anyway;

7) forcing your finger(s) into my mouth and explaining why you like doing it in the very best way possible - "cos it's a thing I can force you to do";

8) spanking me repeatedly in the same spot (almost) 50 times on each cheek and then adding 10 more on each side for good measure;

9) saying truly submission-inducing things to me like "Whose are you," and "What else is mine?" and "Whose pussy is this?"

10) instructing me to keep my eyes open while you took your time fucking me, changing up the tempo as it suited you, while I whimpered and whined and made all sorts of needy 'fuck me' sounds - and watching me watch you, as you so eloquently phrased it. (He says sometimes my eyes glazed over... I ask you... how is that possible? Pffft. They Did Not.)

To these accusations, how do you plead?