Friday Fun With Chinese Tantric Sex Music

We went to a Chinese vegetarian restaurant. BIKSS was impressed. Thre was some curried (rendang, it's called) lion's mane mushrooms, tofu stuffed with.. um, tofu LOL, veg and mushroom hot pot (aka soup) and a side of veggie gyoza. I'm trying to reduce our meat intake so I'm glad he enjoyed the meal.

After dinner we sat by the car in a random lot and drank a zero-alcohol beer which we picked up from the gas station. We wanted something that was caffeine-free (for me) sugar-free (for BIKSS) and preferably cold and fizzy. And Heineken zero was cheaper than Perrier! 

(Also, he went in for a HbA1c test at my insistence, but we're still waiting on that result. I'm just being overly cautious. Doesn't hurt to have more numbers. I'm not convinced that the blood glucose test is "enough" given how high his OGTT was a year ago when he did that. I'm a bit surprised the doc didn't include a Hba test during his recent medical. Pffft.)

Then we went home and while chatting about getting DNA tests (his brother did a test, and I mentioned being interested cos I don't really know where I'm from since my dad was adopted, and my grand-dad on mum's side was also adopted...)  we ended up looking at pictures of Mongolian women cos he's convinced I have Mongolian DNA. I never looked it up but when he showed me the pics on the web it was like looking at my growing up fotos! 

This one looks like the sister when she was in high school.

And BIKSS says this one looks like a younger me - 

(Khulan Chuluun - Mongolian actress and director)

Specifically it's the high/wide cheekbones, narrow mouth and slanted eyes. Which are related to Japanese eyes, but not Chinese eyes, it seems. 

(can you tell which is Japanese and which is Chinese?)

I did some digging. Apparently Japanese DNA is linked to Mongul DNA. I'm learning a lot this weekend! LOL. 

You can read about it HERE

Anyway since my period decided to show up a week early we couldn't have any fuckety fun, but that doesn't mean I can't still enjoy me a blowjob. Mm hmm.. "Would you like a blowjob?" I popped as I half leapt up from the bed to get my stuff ready. 

Yes. There was readying to be done. He replied that a blowjob would be nice! 
"Great, cos I'm in the mood for a blowjob!" I say. 

(He goes on to joke while I get busy - "Try saying that in a bar... Hm I'm in the mood for a blowjob, anyone want one? Can I get a volunteer, maybe?")

But back to the readying.

First, a thermos that I had gotten recently for my birthday. Now that my microwave is dead (did I mention? Yeah.. well.) I had to do things the old-fashioned way - ie. have some warm water handy. I went to the kitchen, popped the kettle on (did I tell you I had to get a new one cos the old one died? Appliances are dying at an alarming rate in my house suddenly) and poured me some warm water into my thermos.

Also, a towel for post BJ wipe-up.

Next, setting the mood. I turned on the unicorn light and switched off the main light. I realise the unicorn-ness of it may not be sexy, but hey, he's gonna have his eyes shut and all I'm after is the pink glow it gives off.

He took off his pants and because he was directly beneath the ceiling fan (and we'd been having an exceptionally cold spell for this time of year in this part of the world - blame the monsoons) I stuck the blanket over his hip area. 

At this point he said "It's like being in a bordello," which I suppose is a positive, considering the vibe I was going for.

And now, for the music. It's not a long clip, so of course before anyone could get anywhere it was interrupted by Youtube ads and then Janet Seidel threatened to take over my speakers! I like her songs, don't get me wrong, I just didn't want to blowjob to them! 

Anyway, I think I might have been more inspired by the music than BIKSS was put in the mood by listening to it, cos I really enjoyed last night's BJ. And I think he enjoyed it too. I actually got some "wow"s out of him after he came. It was very reassuring. I mean, 11 years later and he's still loving it!

Today's chip pic - 

Corn chips aren't my favourite but hey, if it's salted and crunchy, I'll eat it.

On the Way to Dinner

...I saw a bowl with fish in it by the side of the road, just sitting outside the shophouse. It is clearly taken care of, the water was clean, the bubbles were bubbling. It was just so cute. 

Dinner was fabulous. The restaurant now has a different chef, but the menu is largely the same. 

I'm glad that when I asked for a mixed salad without arugula they managed it with no fuss. Heard from the chef himself later on that he isn't a fan of it either! 

We also had Rillettes de Saumon - Salmon rillettes - as a starter, shown with their complimentary sourdough bread - 

I was delighted that their flatbread was THIS flat - here's the La Forestière TARTE FLAMBÉE - Seasonal mushrooms, black truffle & mascarpone cream, mozzarella, parmesan cheese - delicious!

I mean, look at that - it's skinny as anything! I can eat this anytime, low carb be damned. There's almost NO carb there!

Our main was fish (sorry Roz). Filet de Loup de Mer - Seabass fillet served with mashed potatoes & sautéed mushrooms - only we didn't see no mushrooms, but there were some lovely artichoke portions hiding under the fish. 

We weren't planning on dessert but I do love a Crème Brûlée :

I bet waiters at the restaurants we eat at think we're crazy, sharing these tiny one-person portions of dessert. LOL. 

After dinner we met up with another couple, I suppose they think / assume we're dating but don't-ask-don't-tell is how we play it. They've bumped into us twice now, and mentioned that we should meet for drinks. The girl is my ex high school mate and the guy is my ex college mate and I introduced the two of them and they are now married. So I'll never be forgotten by these two! 

It was a lovely night of being social, altho I'm not a huge fan of being social. And I like being social with BIKSS along even less. Cos I don't need to answer questions. But I'm glad these two seemed to know to just go with the flow. There IS a plausible reason for me and BIKSS to be out together tho, they both know that we've known each other since I was 15, in fact the girl met him the same year I did! So she definitely knows that we're long-time friends. Whether she wonders if there's anything more to our friendship I don't know and I don't care to find out. 

BUT the most important part of that night was when we were driving from dinner to drinks, BIKSS played a song on his phone for me. Some time ago I was listening to the theme song from one of the Thai series I was watching and mentioned to BIKSS that I really like the song. He said he would learn it and sing it for me. I thought he might have forgotten about it, and to be honest, part of me didn't take him seriously. 

Since I can't put it on the blog (and I'm too lazy to look for an audio hosting site and then link to it) you'll just have to take my word for it that it's the best present ever!

This is the song. And he did a splendid job of it. I jokingly (maybe?) said that he'd just upped his bar by so many levels that if he ever needed to do any service recovery in the future he'd seriously have to work really hard to outdo himself HAHAHHA. 

Oh, and he also bought me a bag of chocolate covered raisins! Hurray! And so that's the pic for today instead of the usual chip pic.

BLESSED CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! 

MAY 2023 BE BRIGHTER, BIGGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY!

PS - This is the latest unicorn to join my ever-growing collection - the sister and her family came over for Christmas today and she brought this along with my present! 

10 Days to Go

 

Sing along now! 

There's a place I know where we should go - heydiheydihoh
Won' t you take me there your lady fair - heydiheydihoh
There's a brook near-by the grass grows high - heydiheydihoh
Where we both can hide side by side - heydiheydihoh

Hooray! hooray! it's a holi-holiday
What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
Hooray! hooray! it's a holi-holiday
Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
It's a holi-holiday

There's a country fair not far from there - heydiheydihoh
On a carousel the dingdong bell - heydiheydihoh
On the loop di loop we swing and swoop - heydiheydihoh
And what else we'll do is up to you - heydiheydihoh

In the country side we take a ride - heydiheydihoh
Where the stars will shine lots of time - heydiheydihoh
Back of your old car we might get far - heydiheydihoh
In the summerbreeze we feel at ease - heydiheydihoh

Pic taken off the web

It's called the premier suite. And they've got a free cancellation up to 2 days before check-in policy, which is good for me given the way my life can maybe sometimes be potentially unpredictable. (I'm trying not to jinx it hence the hedging.) 

And at something like US$80 per night. Not a bad price by local standards. Hotels are crazy expensive. I made the reservation and put down my card number, and I'm pretty certain BIKSS wanted to chuck some cash into my bank for it, but I told him he could pay for gas and food and everything else on the trip cos "How often can I say I'll pay for the suite?"

Fine. Cheap thrill. 

Anyway. I'll update with more mad food pics while we're gone. But in the meantime, here's a Turkish meal we had last week at a place that was recommended by a friend. She wasn't wrong about the quality of their food! 

Actual peppermint tea (or more accurately, tisane)

Tajin lamb something or other. I really can't remember what we had cos the lady came and recommended a coupla things, we nodded and made some selections, she said ok, I said ok, BIKSS shrugged and said ok, and then she was off.

All I remember was that she asked if I wanted this second meat to be beef or chicken and I said beef, and then she said ok and that she would bring rice and bread to accompany our meats. 

This was beef chunks sitting in a yoghurt-eggplant gravy that was totally delicious. Of course we couldn't finish all of it so I doggie-bagged half and me and my two caregivers had a very enjoyable lunch the following day! 

I wonder if we'll be able to get Turkish food while we're on vacation... 

Y is for Yazoo

Because I like this song. 

I first heard The Flying Pickets' acapella version... and it wasn't till much later that I was informed this one was the original. I like them both - different flavours, I suppose. 

CLICK HERE to watch Yazoo's Only You on Youtube if the video above doesn't play for you.

THIS POST WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Y

(click the pic above to find out more about the A-Z Blogging Challenge)

Maria Corona

I love musicals. And we were supposed to be attending a concert this weekend of the orchestra playing various things from popular broadway shows.

That's been cancelled so I decided to do a little musical tweaking of my own.

This is the original version of Maria from West Side Story.

I apologise that the music isn't very loud, that's the best version I could find...

Here's the side by side of the lyrics in a screengrab. I hope you can see them clearly enough.

FFF 20 Recap

Welcome to the RECAP!

It's a rather lean list this week - but here are our participants...

Lindy's Leaving

Olivia's Entertaining

Morningstar's Going Camping

Downunder Don - 

...all the lifting and carrying has resulted in my weigh camping itself firmly in the "normal" range for my height. Over the past 20 weeks I have lost (permanently I hope) 10 kgs (22lbs) and am much fitter and healthier. Thanks to you and our fellow travellers. Happy FFF day to all of us!!!!!!

Roz - 

I am amazed I have managed to stay on track with my exercises this week! I wasn't sure I would given this was my first week back at work. I can't say much about the scales though :( I only managed to maintain the exercises as we finished early every day this week giving me the time. I'm not sure how I will go from here.

Did you notice Lindy's getting off the train? It was great having you on board and we'll always have room in our cabin for you should you ever wanna climb on again. In the meantime, enjoy the scenery where you've gotten off and have a wander round for a bit. We hope to catch you on the FFF line again someday!

Here's my favourite goodbye song, Lindy :) Thank you for being such a faithful supporter of Fit For Fridays!

Driving Along Country Road with My Daddy - Vacation Part 2

OK, the lyrics actually read "strolling along" but not me! Nuh-uh. No way. I got to drive! Yay! I haven't had a vehicle to drive in a long long time so it's always a thrill getting a chance to do so, especially when I'm not in where-I-live cos traffic can be a real pain at home. We had missed a turn off on the expressway so we got out at the next exit and BIKSS turned to me and said "You wanted a roadtrip right? Let's go by the locals, thru the small towns instead of getting back on the expressway!"

Best. Idea. Ever. We city folk don't see livestock back home anymore, but I got to see goats, chickens, cows, and buffalo along the way... it was a treat!

And since there wasn't much traffic, he let me drive for about half an hour or an hour I think. He says it stresses him out, but it's not just me, he gets that way when anyone else drives his car.

Part of it is because (and I didn't find this out till later) insurance doesn't cover drivers that aren't named in the policy at the time it is taken up. Which isn't how I remember it when I used to drive, which is also why I always wondered what the big deal was about letting me drive his car! Now I know...

Anyway, here are more pics!

The one heaped plate of food on the left is BIKSS'. I ate from the other three plates AND that little bowl next to the cup of pink juice. The milk and coffee are mine too. Yeah, I think I overdid it at breakfast. In my defence, I only had half of the croissant, pancakes (so just 1 out of the 2 pictured here), scone and doughnut ball. Well, I do like sweet breads and what not, but ahem.. one must be mindful of one's waistline. So I took one of each, and had half of each! Not bad eh?

Diet be damned. I'm on holiday! And there are carbs to be had!

Of course, after that I went to swim cos ahem, one must be mindful of one's exercise regime (or lack thereof.. ) and a tan is always an easy way to look slimmer and healthier. Yep that's me. BIKSS needed the bathroom so he stayed upstairs taking care of *that* while I headed down to the pool first. He took this pic before coming down to join me. I assure you I was not naked. I was in a string bikini. I suppose it's just not that obvious from that high up.

A mailbox along the way. BIKSS was amused by it, so I took a picture. 

Our second hotel. It was grand. And there were many many pillows. Way too many to know what to do with when we settled in for the night. That's definitely a first for me where hotel rooms are concerned. Usually my complaint is there aren't ENOUGH pillows!

A huge bathroom, with glass doors, so that when I took a shower that evening BIKSS could look in - I had to shut the doors to keep the cold air out. It was freezing in the room. He says he managed to peep in for all of 7 seconds till all that steam from my shower fogged up the cubicle glass. 

We headed off to the Central Market. Saw some souvenir shops, handicraft, batik and vintage/hipster clothing stores, AND these Star wars pewter figurines. Way cool. 

A second-hand-book store : these physical stores are so rare nowadays cos everyone is reading ebooks instead of real books. It was a treat walking in there and looking at the mish mash of titles, and guess who even managed to find the ONE missing Evanovich book from her Stephanie Plum collection!

I showed BIKSS a semi-porn flick called "Threesome". He looked at a few random pages and declared that he was going to buy it. It was super cheap too - the equivalent of something like USD 50 cents. I'm not kidding. It was a steal. 

After Central Market we headed to another area where I had arranged to meet a very good friend who lived in the country where I live. She used to live with me for a couple of years, then she got married and moved there permanently, so I was totally thrilled at seeing her again! On average I make one trip per year to see her, but still! I miss her terribly! 

We talked for 3 hours while BIKSS entertained her husband for me. Heh. He's not the nicest person, her husband, so I am extremely grateful that BIKSS suffered the small talk while my girl-friend and I  got to gossip and catch up on each others' families and lives. 

I was totally knackered after that and we headed straight back to the hotel around midnight!

Christmas is Coming 23 - The Bikss and Fondles Christmas Party

Seeing as how the weekend is now upon us, and I won't get a chance to spend time with BIKSS till after Christmas (Wednesday, to be exact), he took a day off today (Friday) and we spent the whole afternoon together! So I guess you could say today was OUR Christmas Party.

Of course, I had last minute errands, but Daddy was kind enough to help out. 

He had nothing to do while I was at work this morning so I asked him if he would like to pick up some baking supplies for me. I have some cakes to bake (for sale!) tomorrow (Saturday) - look at me, I even have time to bake for other people this year! - and needed sugar and flour and some disposable forks for Sunday's Christmas eve dinner. 

He was happy to do so, and then got me at the end of my shift. We swung by the parents' place for me to pick up some stuff, and then we were off to lunch. 

We had originally intended to have "Christmas lunch" at a restaurant we both enjoy, and have been to often, but there was a queue and I didn't really fancy waiting. So I suggested a Japanese-style hotpot place one floor down. We'd eaten at another branch some time ago, and I seem to recall that he enjoyed it. Besides it's hotpot - ie. soup. And Daddy LOVES soup. 

So off we went. I bought him lunch cos he always pays when we go out and eat, and I wanted to return the favour. Plus, I mean, we were celebrating Christmas after all!

It was awesome. We both ate way too much. The dipping sauce was way too spicy. And I had two cups of ice cream at the end. Bikss passed on the ice cream. He just couldn't put away anything more after all the food. But it was SO GOOD!

After that we went to a huge supermarket in the same building, in the hopes of getting some chips and chocolates etc. In all my prep for Christmas I had forgotten to get snacks! And what is a party without Snickers and nachos eh? 

We also went to a dollar store (also in the same mall - which is why he suggested we go there in the first place) to pick up some extra-large disposable cups (I have the smaller type, but thought that a larger one would suit the occasion better), and Christmas themed wax paper - I managed to score the very last box! And though I wasn't planning on it, I found these cute Christmas coasters that I don't expect to last beyond one party. "They're so adorable" I gushed. Daddy just held the basket up for me to chuck the box in. "You shouldn't encourage me," I laughed. 

"You should get them, and if you don't, *I'll* get them for you!" he replied. I guess he likes them too. 

I also scored a little cutting board for my cheeses. Of course when I picked it up Bikss immediately teased, "And after Christmas I'll have it varnished and we can use it for something else!"

I was not surprised and told him as much, as I laughed along with him. 

When we had sorted out all the buying, we headed for home. 

After showering, we got into bed. We were both so full from lunch that sloth-ing was about all either of us could manage. He had been singing Christmas songs in the shower and I was in the mood too, so we pulled up some lyrics on my phone and started warbling together. He enjoyed changing the lyrics to some of them, which was hilarious, and probably has ruined those songs for me forever. We also sang along to some songs on Youtube.. and I pulled up an old Doris Day favourite of mine (The Christmas Waltz - also done by Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby) that he wasn't familiar with, as well as the Miss Piggy classic "Christmas is Coming". 

Then we got tired and snuggled into each other. I left some songs playing on the phone but we were all sung out. My butt was exposed, and I suggested it might be a good time for my Christmas spanking. He fake-hollered, " Choose your implements!" I got the cane holder out and he selected one. Then he asked for the rubber spanker and another DIY mini-slapper (click here for a pic) he had made a long time ago. 

As I was lying face down peering into the drawer with my head sticking out of the bed, Bikss started in on my butt. After a few hand spanks and some particularly nasty swats with the DIY slapper, I found my naughty dice and showed them to him - for some reason we had never played with them so we decided to have a go. These aren't the exact ones I have but you get the general idea. 

It definitely got things going, and soon we abandoned the game and got back to spanking. He held me close as I started to make "complaining" sounds with each spank, and when we had finished with most of it he checked to see how wet I was. He played with my clit and that only got me even more keen to get on with things. 

Him too, it seemed, because he got on top of me (I was still face down) and entered me from behind. And between thrusts he managed to lay some cane taps on my ass. Fuck, cane. Fuck, cane. It was glorious. 

All in all, a good Christmas spanking indeed! 

(At some point during our romp The Carpenters' Merry Christmas Darling was playing but I can't quite remember when exactly. It's my Christmas song dedication to Daddy as the lyrics say exactly what I feel!)

As we lay down and cuddled after that we got to talking about Christmas presents because my boss texted to ask if I had opened the present he got me. I told him I would open it with the rest of my gifts on Christmas eve. He seemed eager to hear if I like it. LOL. He did write a very thoughtful message in the card that came with it. 

And as we were talking about presents Daddy remembered that we he had to buy tickets to a musical that's coming next year that I told him I wanted to watch. 

So we got out of bed, fired up the lappy and now the tickets are bought! Hurray. That's *MY* Christmas present from Daddy sorted. 

I had also gotten him a couple of essential oil car clip on things, just for fun - while I was on my online-shopping-spree, but hadn't actually gotten any oils for him cos I wanted to ask what scent he'd like. He picked eucalyptus, which I have a whole lot of. I just don't have any dropper bottles to transfer it to for him. 

But wait. The solution was literally in the palm of my hand. I had been looking for theatre binoculars on a shopping app called Wish. Why not look for bottles there too? So I did. As I browsed and clicked on descriptions, Daddy dozed beside me. I was snuggled up against him and he opened his eyes periodically to vote yes or no to whatever I was showing him, then drifted off to sleep again. It was probably the most perfect moment of my day. I love how he comes half awake and kisses whatever part of my face is nearest to his lips, then goes right back to dreamland.

Anyhow, we finally made a decision and then...WAIT! What is this then? I chanced upon a "military watch" whatever that means. It looks pretty much like the sort of thing he would like. I know he had just gotten a new watch, but this was very affordable and it's a good "when I do sports" watch... in his own words. 

So ta-da! Me buys another watch. He chose the khaki one (bottom-most in this pic) and I must say, it does look pretty good for something so inexpensive. 

After that I put away my phone before I got sucked into more unnecessary purchases. Then we snuggled some more and wished each other Merry Christmas with great big hugs before he left. 

*He left his new watch here by accident. LOL.*

Christmas is Coming 15 But in the Meme Time...

I saw this floating around - SG, Lindy and PK have already posted their answers... and I can't resist a good Q n A... so here it is!

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? 
Chocolate Bark (is anyone surprised?)

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
The Fondles Blog pic was taken in my room.

3. Worst pain?
Probably appendicitis.

4. Favorite place you've traveled?
I can't pick one. I love seeing new things, I also love vacationing and making memories with BIKSS.

5. How late did you stay up last night?
12plus I think.

6. If you could, would you move?
I used to think, YES. But now, I'm quite happy here and have come to appreciate all that the place where I live has to offer. 

7. Favorite toy as a child?
I had a spotted toy dog I named Spot. Original eh? And two huge bears that were bigger than me even up to the time I was 8 or 9. 

8. Favorite TV show as a kid?
Charles in Charge. Ahem. I used to have fantasies about being over his knee. I kid you not.

9. How do you feel right now?
Undecided between a nap and doing laundry.

10. When was the last time you cried?
Probably when I had that upsetting thing with Bikss a couple of weeks ago. And at the War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh before that. 

11. Who took your profile picture?
BIKSS

12. Who is the last person you took a picture with?
My ex students - we had our annual Christmas meet up recently.

13. What's your favorite season?
Year end - it gets windy and there's lot of rain. And I get to wear my sweaters - it's hot the rest of the year. I don't get seasons in my country. 

14. If you could have any career, what would you pick?
I would still choose teaching.

15. Do you think relationships are worth it?
Yepp.

16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now who would it be?
My father, pre-dementia. I miss him. 

17. Are you a good influence?
Define good... heh. I suppose I try. 

18. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
I don't like pineapple EXCEPT on pizza. Having said that, I'm not sure the combination is great.

19. You have the remote, what are you watching right now?
Zoo - season 3 - I have loads to catch up.

20. Who do you think will play along?
I really can't say...  Lindy.. but she already has hers up!

(This was Sunnygirl's bonus question: )

I'm asking one new question, do you open presents Christmas Day or Chistmas Eve?
Christmas Eve. Always Christmas Eve.

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And here are some Christmas lights gone wrong.

Perhaps we should change those song lyrics...

Have yourself a phallic little Christmas...

Cum... he told me... while spanking my bum... 

I'm stoked! It's only 10 days more to Christmas!

Christmas is Coming 10 and I Hope He Quits

This is my absolutely most favouritest a capella group: and probably one of my favouritest Christmas hymns. 

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

On to other music news. So I teach this kid whose parents are the most disorganised people in the universe. They've changed schedules, missed classes, shown up late, forgotten to give him fees for me, picked him up VERY late after class, the list goes on and on. 

The problem is I'm friends with the dad. From way way back. And I've had a heart to heart and told him the kid's not interested, you're not helping him succeed, and you've set it up so that he doesn't think music lessons are important - or a priority - at all. They'll say things like, "Hey, sorry we gotta change lesson time cos his grandad wants to take the kids out for lunch". Mind you they all live together. It's not even like he's visiting from out of town or anything.

After trying to convince them MULTIPLE times that he's better off pursuing something else (he is training with the under 16 national some-sport-thing squad) I finally got some advice from another friend (who also teaches privately ie not in a school) and sent off a text to them saying that come 2018 these are going to be the new rules regarding schedule changes and missing classes. Which is to say, you don't get to do it willy-nilly, and if you miss a class, tough. 

Finally after a month I got a reply from her today. She mentioned that she might not want him to continue next year as he will be moving to a different school (where there is greater emphasis on the sport he does) and they won't know what his training schedule will be like. In light of my new stricter rules, they're not certain they'll be able to keep up. 

I smiled to myself. Grinned. 

Mission accomplished. 

My reply wasn't sugar-coated at all. 

"They're not really new rules. It's just I've been bending over backwards for you guys. In my opinion (as I've stated a number of times before) it's probably better for him to stop music lessons and concentrate on his sport right now since that is where his focus (and yours) lies."

But my happiness was short-lived. 

She did say thank you for accommodating them all these years (YEARS!!) but she still would really like for him to continue on. (NO!!) And that she'd let me know as soon as she can. 

PLEASE QUIT. SERIOUSLY. QUIT. 

This seems to be the theme of my life right now - willing people around me to quit. First the co-worker, now the kid. 

[And for those of you who want some heat, sex, spanking... um, we're taking a breather from all that raunchy stuff because I've been scheduling my posts while Daddy is away and there ain't nothing hot happening here. Just everyday life. *yawn*

I'm impressed you're still reading...  and I thank you!]

Christmas is Coming 8 and Fuck Everything

No, it's not a rant-y post. It's just a song that I've never heard before and I thought it was hilarious. Saw it on my FB feed - and didn't feel comfortable putting it on my wall, too many "fucks" in the song. But hey, I guess this is the one place I can post something like this and not get too many complaints right?

I Love Christmas, by the way. I just thought that I might share something for the readers out there who don't! Have a good weekend everybody!

Christmas is Coming 6 and A Raise

Remember how I was ranting and raging about my co-worker in THIS POST?

Well yesterday my boss told me he brought forward the effective date of my annual increment (which would have been March 2018) to January instead. YAY! I didn't even know I was gonna get a raise. So that was already a nice surprise. And to have it a couple of months sooner rather than later is awesome! 

He added, "It’s quite a big increment. But you seriously deserve it. It’s not often when the doctor can practise medicine without worrying about what happens at the front counter."

I told him that I appreciate what he's done for me in trying to get the other partners (who DON'T work with me) to agree to an earlier raise, and that those words of appreciation mean more to me than any raise. In a way it's true. Words aren't his thing. But they're mine. And I'm grateful that he tries to make me feel appreciated. 

Anyway I've worked it out such that from now on I'll be doing all the stuff that requires 2 or more brain cells, and my colleague can handle the more laborious tasks like stacking up our stock and filing papers. Maybe making fone calls to patients to tell them to come to the clinic. Basically I'm just using her as an extra pair of hands and legs to do stuff I tell her to do. 

It seemed to go smoothly enough yesterday when I was handling the registration and dispensing and well, practically everything. LOL. 

Ah well, I'm getting more money so I shan't complain. 

I'll thankfully not have to spend no pesos to buy no ring to put on no Lolita's hand. Enjoy this Jim Reeves classic!

Christmas is Coming 2 and Presents?

Remember how I said I'm a little bit OCD? It's bugging me that my 2nd Everyday During Christmas Month post is on the 3rd of December. Argh. But I only read about this awesome idea on the 2nd, so I suppose I'll just have to live with it. 

Also, I don't think I'll go right up to the end of December. I'm aiming for a daily post till Christmas Day. That should keep me busy enough. And whatever happens after, happens.

Today's video is from The Supremes - I loved listening to the record (LP) when I was a wee lass of about 6 or so. I'd pull it out of the sleeve ever so gently and pop it onto the turntable. Then holler for someone to get it playing!

Here's the live version which is a little quicker than the one I'm used too. But still enjoyable!

In real life news, Daddy has gone to China. He'll be there a week - which I suppose will give me lots of time to sort out my own stuff here. I have errands to run, bills to pay, other administrative things to deal with. 

And presents. I TOTALLY forgot about the parental units. So I'm going to have to trawl the malls in search of some useful, practical gifts - cos that's just the way they are. If you have suggestions, PLEASE send them my way. I'd love to have more ideas! Or just leave a comment telling me what are some things you've gotten your parents in the past - that might help too!

Christmas Is Coming & Friday Evening

... the goose is getting fat... please to put a penny in the old man's hat...

Hands up if you know the song... and special bonus points if the version you know is from the Muppets' Christmas album.

Anyway I saw something on Morningstar's blog that I thought would be a good idea to do - a Christmas-themed post every day in December. So enjoy that song - it was one of my favourites when I was a kid. 

And now on to other things - Daddy will be away on another work trip from Sunday to next Friday. Boohoo! I hate these work trips. 

He spent yesterday evening with me to get in some quality time before he goes. I was reinforcing the buttons on some new stuff I bought when he arrived. And time for a confession - I made him read all your blog posts out to me and then I just wrote the comments! Saved me a bunch of time since I was sewing, and when I was done we had some play and cuddle time, with but a few swats here and there. 

After that we got dressed and headed out to dinner. I wore a nice blouse with a new pair of dress shorts and proper dress sandals (instead of my usual casual tee/shorts/slippers combo) and we headed out to a Mexican place that is fast becoming a regular place for us. 

They own the restaurant next door too, which serves a mish mash of stuff from local cuisine to Thai food to burgers to Indian fare! Looks like they've got it all covered!

We had a burger and onion rings from the multi-cuisine place, then waited for 10 o clock when the tacos were on special as part of their supper menu! 

Possibly one of the best burgers I've had in this country

This amused me greatly! 

Sorry about the yellow cast - blame the lighting

After a delicious meal like that I was beginning to wilt. Bikss noticed it and suggested it was time we headed home. 

All in all a fantastic Friday evening!

Sing Along Time

(to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb...)

Altogether now..

Daddy spanked my little bum, little bum, little bum

Daddy spanked my little bum, he spanked me in the car

My little cheeks got red and warm, red and warm, read and warm

My little cheeks got red and warm, but that's just how they are

But when he spanks me Roger wakes, Roger wakes, Roger wakes

But when he spanks me Roger wakes, and I must pay my dues

So when he's out of town this week, town this week, town this week

So when he's out of town this week, his balls won't have the blues 

And that wraps up another fun karaoke session at Fondlers Anonymous. Thank you all for coming!

Despacito

SO I was out shopping with a girlfriend when this song came on and she mentioned that it was a really sexy bit of music. 

I didn't think it was all that hot or anything so I continued looking at floral tops and velvet dresses. 

Priorities right?

If you haven't heard it, here it is (CLICK THIS LINK if the video doesn't play for you) :

When I came across it again on a friend's FB feed I thought I might have another go at it. 

Enter Youtube. There were a few versions but I suspected the original Spanish one might possibly have the most authentic feel and would contain the trooooo essence of the song. So I clicked on it. Erm. 

The verdict? Well, I quite enjoy the slow-ish soca rhythm but aside from that I must say the melody is too monotonous for my liking, the chaps in the video aren't as hot as I'd like them to be, and I find myself getting impatient at all the slow-mo bits in the clip. Yeah. I'm not gonna be downloading this one then.

Then I thought I should find out what the song is about. Maybe that might help. I looked up "Despacito English translation" and what greeted my eyes looked like a page out of a D/s love story (or just a very creepy love story). 

Here's a little bit of it :

Slowly
I wanna breathe your neck slowly
Let me whisper things into your ear
So that you remember if you're not with me
Slowly
I wanna strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your laberinth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up

Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
To make you scream (Fonsi)
And forget your name (DY)
Slowly

Either that, or my brain reads everything it sees now from a D/s point of view. In which case, I dare say, I am well and truly corrupted. 

Upping His Game

I know guys always say they can't read a woman's mind. True. But when that woman tells her bloke what she'd like all the time, it can feel a bit like she's being greedy. Can we watch a movie? Will you take me to a nice dinner? How 'bout you get us tickets to that play? 

In the beginning I tried hints. Hints often don't work. So I've learnt to be direct. It's difficult for me. We don't share purse-strings. And we're not together together. You know what I mean. 

I am also sensitive to the fact that he has his own family to provide for. The other school of thought is "no money, no honey" tho'... right? Still, I don't exactly wanna bankrupt him. Already he feeds and waters me (given that we exercise together quite a fair bit, that watering can come up to a tidy sum!) so I try and pay for my own shit and when I see something that I know he needs (like the laptop bag I got him a couple weeks ago) I go ahead and get him a gift!

However, I'm convinced BIKSS has been married too long. And been sleeping with the same girl too long. Long enough that while we were out doing a spot of unplanned shopping today, the perfect DD/lg-buying-a-gift opportunity came up and he totally missed it. 

Now, we seldom get to shop together, so I was thrilled at having him along to give an opinion in person (instead of via pictures and text) on this :

I spotted the bra first. And asked him what he thought. He agreed that it was cute so I headed to the fitting room. Along the way I saw a rack of matching bottoms! Now I was shopping in the clearance aisle, and most of the time it's impossible to find a matching ANYTHING let alone a something in the correct size. So I was kinda stoked. The bra fit! It was $15 and the bottom was $5. So I traipsed happily to the cashier with BIKSS alongside...

...where I was HOPING AND WISHING AND PRAYING AND WAITING for him to say "Let me get that for you!" 

Instead, the lady rang up the items, explained that she didn't have a small carrier bag so would a larger bag be OK? Then proceeded to stick my debit card in the machine to deduct the 20 bucks from my account. 

And BIKSS was not 3 feet from me fiddling with his fone. Oblivious to my longing looks and the torrential wave of mental messages being shot from my brain to his. Ah well. No dice. We left the store and while we were on the way to getting a cuppa, I must have had a look on my face (as I am wont to do) because he turned and said, "What?"

"I'm thinking" I replied. 

"Yes, I can see that. What are you thinking about?"

Now this could have gone either way. The you're insensitive, you never buy me gifts, you're always looking at your fone, why are you so clueless way, or this one:

"You've been married too long."

"Ok, yes, maybe, but where is this coming from?" He chuckled.

"You've been married too long and you've probably also been sleeping with the same girl (that would be me) for too long. We hardly get a chance to go shopping together, and you totally missed the perfect opportunity to buy your lidl girl something cute from Daddy. You know, like 'Ah look, she's getting a bra and panty set, and we don't always get to shop together, plus it's not super expensive (thank God she's not getting one that costs 80 bucks) so maybe I should just get it for her cos I'm here with her and it'll make my lidl girl happy and she can squeal about it on her blog or tumblr.'"

He laughed. Then made a sound. That I didn't understand. I prodded. Turns out it meant, "Duly noted."

I poked his arm - "I can't always be telling you to buy me stuff. YOU need to up your game Daddy." 

I got lots of kisses after that. 

Tomorrow we're going to be across the border cos he wants to get his car serviced. When he dropped me off home we kissed goodbye in the car and I reassured him he'd have ample opportunity to practise upping his game tomorrow. 😀

After all, I'm only trying to help him out cos he often wants to get me stuff but doesn't know what to get the fussiest, choosiest, most picky girl on the planet... so when we're shopping together is the perfect time for him to lunge at the opportunity to get me a pressie! If you think about it, all this is for his benefit - because I'm a good and thoughtful lidl girl that way. 😇 You're welcome, Daddy. 

And now I shall leave you with a happy tune. It's Daddy's current favourite song and we were listening to it all day in the car today! Here it is so all of you can oom pa-pa mow mow along to it -

Here's a link in case the video doesn't work for you.