20 Seconds of Fame and Other Nonsense

So I've just concluded a video interview with a media channel that wants to interview me for their Youtube series on caregivers (to Alzheimer's and dementia patients in general), and I suspect the producer enjoyed our chat so much that she offered me a spot almost immediately on their in-person panel event. Woot! "I really like how you engage with your audience, you don't sound at all like you're giving a lecture, it's so enjoyable to listen to you talk, like I'm listening to a podcast!" she said.

I'm not sure what lke listening to a podcast  means... but since I ENJOY listening to podcasts I'm gonna take that as a good thing. 

And so that will be my 20 seconds of Youtube fame. LOL. 

In other news I've been setting up a new lappy cos my old one gave up the ghost (I'd only gotten it about a year ago but it WAS already 9 years old by then, just underutilised in its old home) and it's been a bit tedious trying to work out what's what. I really dislike setting up new tech. Sigh. 

And since I was lappy-less for a while, and couldn't finish watching Reacher before leaving for Kuala Lumpur with BIKSS last week, he set up his streaming account on my phone where I have been getting my fix of smash bang crash! It's not the greatest acting, but hey, I'm not watching it for talent. Just the action. I love me a good car chase and some fake blood! 

Meanwhile I'm off to Genting Highlands with the sister this Friday (click here for a very brief youtube video showing the highlights)... but I'll unload the fotos from said KL trip before I leave. That's the thing tho, about going on frequent trips (because I'm a declutter freak!) - I really don't like having mixed vacation photos on my phone LOL. So I think I'll clear up the gallery tomorrow and post those as I save them to my backup drive. 

Stay tuned!

(That crazy colourful hotel is where we'll be staying!)

Also, post-steroid jab, the shoulder has been good. I can manage taking BASIC care of myself, altho I still can't reach across to scrub my left shoulder (I bought a long handled bath brush for that) or wear a bra the regular way cos I can't get far enough behind myself. But for most other things (washing dishes, doing laundry, sweeping the floor) I'm killing it! 

Well, at least I have a washing machine and a dryer to help with the dirty clothes!

In HRT news - we switched me over to Livial. Tibolone. And despite it not being a cyclical direct estrogen/progesteron medication with expected withdrawal bleed, I got my period last weekend. The doctor says give it 3-6 months to settle down. Okay then. Let's see...

This means I need to start watching my dates and weeks all over again... and here I thought I was done with that. Well, at least the NEXT trip we're planning won't clash with the next cycle. If the cycle plays nice and sticks to the plan that is. 

One can hope.

The End of Year Lidl Day Out

It wasn't meant to be a lidl's day out per se. It was just gonna be spending time, hanging out, me accompanying BIKSS to his medical appointment. 

We got there on time, registered, and waited. Two hours, a blood draw, and some scans later, we were off to lunch. 

The original plan was to head to the steakhouse at 1. But since we were early we tried our luck and dropped in to ask if they could accomodate us earlier. They said yes, and so we ate.

Complimentary focaccia with pesto; latte (for me) and cappucino (for him)

ZUPPA - braised lamb soup, tuscan kale, white bean, focaccia, pamigiano reggiano - the focaccia came in the form of croutons, which I must say were still quite crunchy even by the time we had finished 3/4 of the stew. 

Then they cleared our cutlery and plates, and laid new warm dining plates on the table. Along with the sauces - steak sauce, salsa verde, horseradish, and some sort of mayo. 

Our main was a RUMP - 150g david blackmore wagyu, potato & thyme terrine, steak sauce.

That terrine was pretty fantastic.

We had a ton of sides - Broccolini, Asparagus, and Brussels Sprouts

And we would have had MORE if the optional salad that comes with the rump wasn't all arugula. We were asked if we wanted steak fries or a salad and BIKSS chose the salad. The waiter - he was the loveliest bloke - half raised an eyebrow and said Are you sure? You have a lot of veggies. We said yes we were sure, unless it's got arugula in it. To which he said, It's ALL arugula! 

And so, steak fries it was (and I asked for an extra portion of aioli sauce cos I love that shit!)!

He was also kind enough to ask if I was vegetarian (while putting down our second set of cutlery earlier) since I requested they leave the bacon out of my brussels sprouts. I told him no, I just prefer not to have pork. He put down a steak knife for me too. 

And for dessert - TIRAMISÙ espresso, mascarpone, dark rum, bitter chocolate dust.

It could have done with more rum. And it was a bit heavier than we were used to. But it was still good, if different. There were crunchy chocolate bits aronud it that I thought brought it to a whole new level of Yummy. But that's just my opinion. I'm not sure BIKSS was entirely impressed with it, but he did agree it was good despite the weight of the cream.

We saw they had scallops on their menu, and I'm told their mushrooms are good too. While the steak wasn't the greatest, we suspect it could be because it was part of their set lunch menu. So the plan is to try a proper ribeye one day soon, along with the scallops and shrooms... but we're slightly dismayed by the fact that that means we probably won't have space for veggies. I liked the asparagus the best, while BIKSS was very keen on the B/sprouts. With our birthdays coming up in Jan and Feb, we won't have any shortage of occasion to celebrate but will showing up there once a month be just a bit too much? Maybe. Maybe not. LOL. 

After lunch we watched Black Panther Wakanda Forever. I was not impressed. I was SO unimpressed in fact that I fell asleep during the fight scene. I mean, I waited an hour and a half and by the time any action was to be had my eyes just couldn't fight the post-lunch food coma. I did catch the second big fight scene tho. But we came out of the theatre feeling more Meh than Wow.

And so since Avatar was one of our movie options that day, I asked BIKSS if he was up for a second film! He said yes! And off we went. 

After that it was close to 9 and we were still un-hungry from our heavy lunch. Well, BIKSS was. I was beginning to feel the rumblings of my tummy which by this time was a bit grumpy that no food was forthcoming. 

So we stopped at a KFC drive-thru and ordered ourselves 2 pieces of chicken. Only, lo and behold, there were 3 pieces of chicken cos one was a freebie. I don't know WHY they were giving out free chicken, but hey, chicken is always good! 

And so we ate in the car - I fed him while he drove, and by the time he got to my place we were only about half thru our box. So we just sat there and finished our dinner in the relative peace and quiet of his car, in the parking lot below my apartment building. And it was great!

I'm pouring this from a cup into my mouth as I write today's post. Delicious.

To Answer A Question On Period Pants & Reusable Pads

If this makes you squirm, move along and skip this post. I put it in the title so you won't be unpleasantly surprised. 

Mrs Fever asked, so here are the deets. 

This is one of three I ordered -  and my favourite.

I usually wear boyshorts around the house so this Bambody one just takes the place of my regular home undies during periods. The absorbent gusset part doesn't feel thick or bulky. I've worn this overnight and haven't had any leaks. I also wear it with a tampon in the daytime. It replaces the liner I would normally stick in my undies on tampon days to catch leaks.

I also have one that is regular cut, not boyshorts, from 4Period. It's not as comfortable, as the absorbent strip isn't as stretchy as the rest of the underwear which means you can kinda feel the difference in the snugness as it sits around your butt / hips. Admittedly the gusset isn't stretchy on the boyshorts either but for some reason the fit is better maybe, so I don't quite feel a difference. 

Again, this is something I wear instead of sticking on a liner on tampon days. And perhaps towards the tail end of things when I'm just spotting or have a very light flow. This is the one I have, and looks and feels just like regular undies. I've included a video so you can see that it's pretty thin, not bulky or pad-like. 

The third one was a high waist one from Goat Union. I requested a refund from Amazon cos the size wasn't as advertised, the high waist was more like sits-right-under-your-boob (I'm not terribly short either, 5-foot-5) and it definitely did NOT look like this :

This brand gets a huge NO from me.

At about $20 a piece period panties are pretty pricey, which is why I decided to have a go at reusable pads too ...

Aight, here we go. Pads. 

I bought 2 to try from Ali Express but you can find them on most shopping sites I imagine. I don't know if Ali Express delivers outside Asia, but if you want to try and get some from Amazon, here's a link. In my opinion there really isn't very much need to get the branded ones. All you need is for the thing to be made with the correct materials. 

The ones I bought from A/E can be found HERE. It says it's made of -

Outer layer: waterproof PUL

Middle: 1 layer microfiber for small size, and 2 layers microfiber for medium and large sizes

Inner: bamboo charcoal

... which is common enough a formula, whether in a branded or non branded pad.

At less than USD$2 each, it's a lot more economical than single-use pads (and branded reusables), and more comfortable too. It's hard to show you what the fabric looks/feels like, but I try in the pics below. They attach to your undies like regular pads with wings, only with a button instead of adhesive. The absorbent part in the middle isn't much thicker than the rest of the pad, but it holds a pretty decent amount of fluid.  

On my second day I wore this all day (at home, cos it was my first time trying it out) and it turned out fine. Not messy, not icky, not wet. If I've already been sitting on a drip (there's no such thing as TMI on this blog is there?) for a bit, it just gets soaked into the middle layer. If I've gone to the loo in time to see a film of liquid sitting on the surface, I wipe it off with toilet paper. Surprisingly the older stains don't rub off. So it really does absorb everything and keep you dry. 

I bought two sizes - top middle is the small / top right is the medium.

And FLAMINGOES!!!

When I went to have a shower I just dropped it on the floor and smooshed it with my feet to get all the blood out under COLD running water. 

NOTE - hot water makes it easier for blood to stain the fabric so always remember to smoosh it with COLD water. (Same for period panties...)

Once the water ran clear, I turned off the shower and pumped some soap (I just used my castille shower soap) onto it then ran my knuckles across the pad,  pressing down slightly and working the suds into the layers. The first wash there was a very faint pink in the suds so I rinsed and squeezed and repeated the soaping. By round two it was clean. But of course, because I'm me, I did it a third time. It sounds tedious but it's really quite quick when you're actually doing it. Then squeeze all the water out and hang to dry. 

IMPORTANT NOTE NUMBER 2 - Do not use fabric softener on your pads either in the wash or in the dryer. It coats the fabric and affects how it absorbs liquid. Which is what you need it to do. ABSORB. So just don't. NO to fabric softener. YES to plain soap and water.  (Same with period undies!)

It's really quite simple, the wash up I mean, and not as bad as you would imagine (or I had imagined). DURING use it was also a lot less messy than I expected. All in all, a good experience. 

(Some companies recommend leaving used pads to soak in a pail of water and adding to it day after day, changing out the water daily, as the pads pile up over the course of the period, then washing the whole lot together in the washer at the end of the week... but I personally prefer NOT to have my cloth pads sit in dirty water TYVM.)

Definitely good for light days, or when you're only going to be around the house and don't have to worry too much about accidents, at least until you figure out the absorption vs flow of your pads and your cycle.

Here are some links with more info about reusables (some are from the reusable pad companies themselves, but I realise there aren't a lot of useful articles out there otherwise) : 

So you want to board the reusable pad bandwagon

Reusable Cloth Pads FAQs by The Period Co.

Everything you wanted to know about reusable cotton pads

4 Tips to Extend the Life of Your Cloth Pads by Tree Hugger Cloth Pads

I hope that answered your questions, if you want to know more, feel free to ask. Nothing's too gross to talk about in this part of Blogland.

Food and a Friday Afternoon Date (The Batman - Spoilers Ahead)

We went out for dinner last Tuesday, by bus. 

We didn't have the car but no worries, no fuss. 

We met at the station and told tales of our day

As we walked to the shop not 10 minutes away.

A Vietnames place tucked away in the corner 

He got a table, while I went to order

We got us some Bun Cha, surprisingly good!

Cheap and delicious - just how we love our food! 

Sambal Kangkong

Grilled Pork Bun Cha

Waffle and Ice Cream for dessert a 10 minute walk away

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BIKSS took the afternoon off! Hip hurray!

I wanted to cuddle, to play.

Perhaps we'll have lunch, watch a movie, he said... 

The Batman's reviews weren't too bad.

I sent him a link, it was great, wrote the guy, 

Then it's set! But I needed to buy

some stuff for the home : a blankie, some pots, 

No problem, the mall - they've got lots! 

You know what else the mall had? Toilet roll dispensers with a tray on the top for you to put your keys or cellphone on. There were symbols on the tray saying so. So clever and thoughtful!

The mall also had a Japanese store selling these suggestive looking fruit!

We went to the store, no blankie in sight

Um, the cinema's cold, see my plight? 

Never mind, said the man, I'll give you my shirt

This crisis he plans to avert!

We abandoned our search for the blankie and decided to have lunch instead. 

Fried chicken, battered fish, coleslaw, side salad, and cheesesticks!

It turns out I didn't need him to strip, 

Oh don't worry, he wears a tee under

But that movie, it was a bad trip

How could anyone like it, I wonder. 

Alfred's accent was terribly wrong

Bruce - all but a dishevelled slob

And Selina - What was the point of showing her nails? 

They'd be useful to pluck corn off the cob! 

Those talons were all over the movie but they did absolutely nothing

Does this look like billionaire Bruce Wayne to you?

Doesn't Batman have gadgets and cars and computers?

It seems this version has but a bike! 

And BIKSS pointed out what went wrong with the water

When they took down the grey city's dyke. 

That's another big issue, weird lighting, and rain

Everything's dreary and dark

Which adds to the mood of the movie, I know

But seriously, I can't see a fuck! 

(One article mentions that the plot could have been tighter. And that the weird rain / bad lighting / strange unexplained flashes of light coming from unexpected place was tiring. I agree. That and the Batman motif seems to be a rip-off of the Stormtrooper theme with the addition of a dotted rhythm in the first two notes and the omission of the 3rd above the tonic.  And why isn't anyone calling him Batman or The Bat? At least, I don't recall hearing it.)

Anyway after our movie we ate

At the bak kwa place which was just down the block

A 50% voucher was found on the app, 

We finished around 9 oclock. 

After which I snuck BIKSS back into my room

Where we cuddled and kissed and got naked

It was all sorts of yummy, we both had some cums, 

So yes, horny appetites sated! 

Truffle mushroom beef-bakkwa salad

Spring roll - deep fried bakkwa and veggies in a light flour sheet 

Cheese, pork floss, bak kwa toasties!

And yes, bak kwa ice cream. Strangely, and surprisingly not too bad.

My chip pic today ~ 

Crispy bak kwa chips are a thing!

Yes to 'Scandal'

I mentioned it in my valentine's day post, and went about looking for it. 

I found it. 

I watched it. 

I'm hooked. 

If you want white-house-adjacent drama that's a little bit OTT, definitely never boring, complete with just good looking enough characters to be semi-believable with normal-people flaws and irritating habits, the token gay couple, the token mixed race couple, the token hat tip to PTSD and the token nudge at conspiracy theories... without being TOO obvious, then this is the show for you. 

This is the season 2 trailer -

And if you missed it, this is the season 1 trailer - 

And that's all. I'm going to watch an episode before I go out to meet BIKSS for dinner. We're going to explore some tiny Vietnamese shops we chanced upon a bit ago. 

I'm not going to put up a chip pic today. Because I'm rushing off to watch Scandal. 

(Geddit?)

The Toy Review - A BIKSS Guest Post

Wokay everyone... some time ago I received a toy from Sohimi - the Electric Masturbator with Heating Function. They have a whole bunch of other toys for guys, which is a nice change cos a LOT of toy shops tend to have more ladies' toys than men's. 

So here it is, BIKSS' review - enjoy!

This toy came in a huge black box which, in itself, started me wondering how big the toy was.

The package was pretty nondescript, except for the little tag that screamed “MASTURBATOR!” That was a little disturbing. Otherwise the packaging was rather discreet. 

They got back to us later saying that was a mistake and it SHOULD NOT have said masturbator.  

Being the first toy I've ever had to review I opened the box with a little trepidation. Seeing it for the first time l will admit it looked kind of intimidating.  Big, black and looking like a large bloated Aubergine it was like taking hold of an alien fruit. The (inside) sleeve was a sexy red. That said, the texture was nice although someone with small hands might find it a little difficult to hold on and manipulate it.  

It comes with a charging cable and a tube of lube. More about that tube a little later.

Boys being boys, the first thing one does is press buttons. Instruction manuals are not for boys (me), so off to the side went the instruction manual and away I went pressing the buttons on the  MASTURBATOR, one by one.  Which led to some interesting discoveries, although I probably would recommend reading the instruction manual first so you don’t look too much like a complete little boy. 

First things first. It isn’t very noisy so anyone who needs to have a quiet escapade should find this quite welcome. 

It is not one of those models with an artificial vagina or butthole. The entrance was quite non-specific. 

I couldn’t really feel what the inside of the sleeve felt like as fingers could only go so deep. 

The entrance of the masturbator has a curved opening which fits well at the base of your cock and leaves ample space for the family jewels.  

Sliding the MASTURBATOR over Roger I quickly found that the opening IS NOT big enough for penetration without proper lubrication. Shoving Roger in without any lubrication was quite uncomfortable and only served to irritate. 

That's where the tube of lube comes in. 

Fondles pressed out a good supply of the provided lube onto Roger’s tip. The lube was stringy and a little too viscous for my liking and didn't feel very smooth or lubricating enough. 

With the lube on Roger and a semblance of an understanding of the functions of the vibrator it was time to try the thing out. Even with the lube there was some resistance to Roger getting in. It took a while and a bit of pushing before Roger was fully engulfed. 

Handling the toy was simple enough for me as I have rather big hands but even so I had to find a good grip at the top of the toy, where the silicone was a little softer and had a little give. Someone with small hands would have to use both their hands methinks. 

The vibrator has good, strong, vibrations which come in a choice of 10 different patterns. I did particularly like the intermittent pulsating mode. Admittedly, if left on your manhood long enough I’d think the vibrations would be good enough to make a guy cum.

Up to this point the masturbator had just been left in place, mainly because the lube from the box did not provide enough lubrication. Moving it up and down was actually rather uncomfortable as the lubrication dried up a little. The vibrations were enjoyable enough but the lack of up-down action was seriously putting a damper on the situation. 

After a while Roger started losing interest and since I was lying in bed with a masturbator in a delicate position I looked to my lidl someone to get things for me. Fondles ran over to the toy drawer and took out her own tube of lube. After much wiping and cleaning we put new lube on Roger. Switching to Fondles’ lube was an inspired move and we went back to experimenting with the masturbator. I’ve read that one should always use water-based lube in masturbators as oil-based and silicone-based ones can trigger bacteria growth or damage the toy itself respectively, so watch out. 

The masturbator comes with a heat function which, I suppose, is meant to warm the cock-les. 

Thankfully it isn't too warm.  The heat is concentrated mainly at the tip of the masturbator though and is not felt throughout the cavity. The warmth gave it quite a relaxing feel and I’ll admit it felt good when the toy was sliding up and down on Roger. 

Overall the vibrations are quite good and, given time, the sensations they give will lead to a pretty good orgasm. The lubrication provided could prove to be a minor inconvenience but as I said, use your own and you should be good to go. 

No idea about cleaning and drying.

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Cleaning and drying was my job, obviously. So I took it into the shower with me and pumped some gentle soap into the cavity, swirled it around and shook it up and down with my hand over the opening and I realised that it didn't take too much to get all the lube out. It *is* water based lube so I guess that helps. 

I left it to air dry and that was that. 

Note that he didn't actually ejaculate IN the toy, so that might be a whole different thing altogether. 

And since this IS a kinky blog (some of the time, anyway) I thought it would be beneficial to add that they have a BDSM category, altho there aren't many items there (4, I think). It was one of the first things I clicked! LOL. 

Happy surfing. 

My mood pic today ~ 

What Am I Watching

After Poldark (I talked about that in my Procrastinating post) I watched Harlots

(Click on the titles to watch the trailers on Youtube.)

Season 1 trailer ☝

The Fondles Synopsis - 

2 

Brothel Owners

Always Ever Plotting

Against Each Others' Houses

After Harlots I watched Miss Scarlet and the Duke

Official trailer ☝

The Fondles Synopsis - 

Dad dies

Daughter becomes detective

Police inspector is a bit of a shit

But he plays a lovely game of "let's not argue" in the last few minutes of the last episode.

And now I'm on season 2 of The Mandalorian

Season 1 Trailer ☝

The Fondles Synopsis - 

Dude hunts baby yoda.

Dude saves baby yoda.

Dude is hunted for baby yoda.

Baby yoda is NOT baby yoda.

Call the Midwife is back with season 10 I believe... I can't wait for that to drop :)

Season 10 Trailer ☝

The Fondles Synopsis - 

Women get pregnant

Midwives get called

Babies get born

You're welcome :)

My mood pic today ~ 

O to U - Procrastination Over - Quite Unsatisfactory Sex Toy Review

I totally owe today's title to Mrs Fever. I might have tweaked it a little. 

The triple whammy Paloqueth sextoy that had been sitting in my cupboard since before my father passed has finally been charged, played with and a conclusion drawn. 

That conclusion is that I thought it would be better than it was. I probably won't reach for it, the biggest problem I have with it being that the buttons aren't responsive. To be fair, it could be because it had been kept for a while. But that really shouldn't affect the sensitivity of the little nubs that have never been put to use (by me, anyway) right? 

So here it is. Paloqueth sent me a bunch of toys and I've reviewed most of them already. But I didn't have the time or space (or privacy) to play with this last one before the mother came to live with me a year ago. It's a decently made box with the prerequisite sponge cut-out insert that holds the vibrator. I like that the boxes are very sturdy. And there is a signature purple sleeve / bag to store the toy in. 

The manual is in English (as with their other toys), thankfully, and has all the necessary information and instructions regarding charging, which buttons to push and what each one is supposed to control.

I can't say I love the colour. It's a bit of a sick light blue / not-quite-turqouse thing, and has a rabbit clitoral stimulator, a vibrating 'dildo' portion, and something that reminded me (and not in a good way) of a reptile/dino tail that's meant to go in your bum. 

The usual CE Certification stamp and voltage requirements can be clearly seen just under the magnetic points for the charger. 

I don't know if you'll be able to see what I mean by "reptile tail" in the video at the end of this post... but well, into my bum it went. 

The first thing I hated was that the buttons wouldn't work properly. I pressed once for 3 seconds to turn it on. Great. The appropriate prong started to vibrate. But pressing it again was supposed to get it to change rhythm. Nothing happened. So then I realised after pressing it repeatedly half to death that I needed to press slightly BELOW where the protruding nub was in order for it to respond. What? Mind you by this time I had turned both vibrating motors on and off about 4 times before I figured it out. And even then it wasn't a 100% situation. Sometimes pressing the nub worked better, sometimes pressing under it. Whatever.

Fine. Let's just go with it. 

The second thing is that the bum-pokey-pokey bit wasn't as flexible as it ought to have been, and therefore every time I moved the puss-pokey-pokey bit in and out a little bit (for some fun, you know?) the bum-poke popped out. 

Erm. So far it wasn't going too great. 

Well, let's try again. Getting it back in was easy enough, but because it's a fixed angle, in order for the bum-poke to stay in, the puss-poke had to ram into the inside-front of my belly (ok it's not my belly, but you know what I mean), causing a little bit of discomfort. It wasn't just NOT pleasurable, it was downright NOT NICE. 

Don't forget that bunny. Being NOT a flexible arm, that one too didn't sit where I needed it to sit. It kind of rested way too low, halfway from clit to puss, where, well, there was no pleasure button there. 

Which made it kinda frustrating in the end! LOL. Like, let's make EVERYTHING vibrate, but not quite hitting any of the right spots. 

SO NO. I shall not play with this again. I think the anatomy of the person using such a toy has to match up with all the angles EXACTLY in order for this to be a win. Too many variable factors here in my opinion. 

Here's the video... Enjoy :)

Today's post was brought to you by the letters O P Q R S T and U, and dedicated to Mrs Fever.

(click the pic above to find out more about the A-Z Blogging Challenge)

Rabbit Vibe FTW

The good folk down at Paloqueth have sent me two toys, and even tho they arrived some time ago, I didn't have the time / mood to unbox and play with them...you can imagine why if you've been reading here for some time.

But here it is. The review I've been sitting on for way too long.

Presenting, the Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator. If you click on the link you'll go to the Amazon page where you can read all about the boring stuff like stats and what not.

You'll also note that it says it's whisper quiet. It's not. I'll add a video of the thrusting and vibration functions in a tic... and you can HEAR it for yourself.

But for the price and what it does - who cares if it makes a bit of noise eh?

OK wait. That's not fair. Maybe you DO need it to be quiet. Kids, grandkids, dogs, rental flat. In any case, if you need whisper quiet, this is NOT the vibe for you.

You have been warned.



The texture, like the other two from the series I've reviewed previously, feels great in my hand. It's smooth and silky and in the same colour as the Aubergine and Mermaid vibe.

Included in the box is a cloth pouch to protect the silicon from scratches and scrapes.

The on/off button is a jewel / glass eye which you press and hold till it lights up. When charging, the light will blink and you'll know you're fully reloaded when the light turns static.

On one side of the gold trim is a button with a wavy line. That's the control for the vibrating rabbit. 

On the other side you'll find a pair of up and down arrows. That's the control for the thrusting motion.

When the glass on/off switch lights up indicating it's turned on (which you will be too, hopefully, in a minute or so after playing with this) don't panic if nothing happens - cos it remains still until you press one of the buttons beside it.  

The next 4 pics show you the CE Certification and magneting charging points - and that last one down below is the vibe getting charged as I type this post. 

AND NOW - VIDEOS.

Here they are :)

First up is a short clip of the 3 thrusting speeds.

This second, longer, clip shows you some of the vibration modes for the rabbit, and then I hit the thrust control at the same time so you can kinda see how it moves together. 

While we've played with this a couple of times, I've had mixed responses from the rabbit vibe. On my own, when I feel inclined to reach for it and have some solo fun, it's been easy enough to get to a climax - usually doesn't take long. 

Altho there was one occasion when it seemed like something wasn't quite sitting right on the inside, and no matter how I shifted it I just couldn't get it to fit nicely. Eventually I did get a cum out of it, but it seemed like way too much effort. 

Another time when we were playing with it together, BIKSS got a little adventurous and there was a whole mess of fingers, tongue, vibe between my legs, so much so that I think I got confused and some of my wires might have crossed. I'm not certain but I'm think we abandoned the Rabbit and pulled out my Aubergine instead - to get to the finish.. ya know?

So in the interest of testing it out one final time before I wrote this post I got into bed and went to town with it. The verdict - Yes Yes and Yes. 

Yes it went it easily. Yes the thrusting heightened the vibrations from the rabbit. And Yes I got an unexpected cum even tho I was planning on holding off for a bit longer. *Shrugs* Oh well, I'm not complaining. 

I might throw out the older vibes... just sayin'.