FFF 44 and the Flu Update

Hello Hello

I'm a little late this week

Blame it on the flu I caught

The fever's high, the outlook bleak.

For now I'm awake enough to write so here's the update on last week's steps:

average no per day : 9,131

highest no in a day : 13,156

no of  >10k steps in a day : 2

Here's this week's link : the FLU

That bit about asking someone else to do your shopping?

BIKSS has been on personal shopper duty the last two days. I had enough food in my fridge (hurray for meal prep right?) to last me thru Wednesday evening and all of Thursday. And if I had to, I still have onion, carrot and potato soup as well as some pumpkin in the fridge - but I just wasn't feeling up to "wet" food. So I asked if he could pick up some char siew pau on the way back on Thursday night and drop it off in my fridge, so I could eat that on Friday. 

I DO have emergency bread rolls in my freezer that I could eat with cheese if I really had to - as it is I pulled one out and had half of it - plain - on Thursday evening. Just didn't feel like eating, but tummy was getting a little queasy with all the meds. 

I woke up this morning and found them in my fridge. Hurray. 

I love that man. I also left very specific instructions NOT to come into the room and say hello or anything. Just dump it in the fridge and LEAVE. This house is a germy warzone. 

So I ate my paus throughout the day today. The mouse is for size reference. I had one for brekkie, one for lunch and one for dinner. 

And then I got BIKSS to buy more stuff for tomorrow and Sunday. The wonderful thing about Asia is that we have these "neighbourhood bakeries" that sell little buns filled with stuff - so people can pick them up along the way and eat them as they go. They're awesome for office workers on the way out in the morning, or for a quick bite in the afternoons as a kid is coming home from school. I don't know if they have it in the US or Europe, but it's definitely a thing in this region. 

As I was looking on the web for pics I learned that they're called Chinese Bakeries in the US. So if any of you have been to one in a Chinatown nearby, you'll probably be familier with this sight:

from chicagofoodiesisters.blogspot.com

We have them everywhere here. (Funny story, my bff was gonna meet me one day and she wasn't at the 7-11 where we'd agreed to meet. I texted to ask where she was - she said she was at the bakery. I told her to come back to the 7-11. She did. And then I said - do you realise there are 5 bakeries in this quadrangle? Just saying you're at the bakery tells me NOTHING about where you are. LOL)

Anyway, sometimes the food courts have them as well, they order them in from the bakeries and sell 'em at the drinks stall.  Which is where BIKSS got my stash of breads for tomorrow from:

They come individually pouched in plastic bags

This is a sausage bun - was. Was a sausage bun. I ate it already.

And these ones are chicken-mushroom, tuna, and a "pizza" bun. Altho which one is which I don't quite know. From experience, the ones with the green flakes tend to be tuna. I'll know tomorrow.

[update: the triangular one on the top left was tuna and the green speckled one was chicken-mushroom :) As of now, they are both no more. Muahahaha. I have been eating every 2 hours - I take it to be a sign of recovery.]

I was in the kitchen when BIKSS arrived, I told him to wait while I hid in the room but the stubborn man walked in anyway. He said he'd stop breathing. HAHA. He dumped the stuff on my kitchen counter and zoomed back out. We had a short "thank you / love you / byeee" conversation that lasted all of 15 seconds and conducted over a span of not less than 5 meters between us.

As you can see the no-carb diet gets thrown out the window. At this point, bread is all I'm managing to put down my hatch. I am down 2 pounds since Wednesday. Hopefully the trend doesn't continue. It's a terribly unhealthy way to lose weight. Ugh. 

Right then. I'm waning again. It's time to go to bed. Have a good weekend everybuddy. 

I'm Down With a Bug & The Mistress Phenomenon

*This post may upset some. If the mistress / infidelity thing bothers you, skip this one. Heck - you shouldn't even be reading my blog right?*

It started last night. After a lovely session of pretend-blindfold sex. After a session of kneeling and giving him a blowjob and dripping onto my own heels as I did so. After all the cuddles and letting go of too-long-pent-up tensions. 

I got sick. 

Today I sat at work shivering. I couldn't hold my coffee cup. I couldn't work the mouse. I could barely control my pen! I wore my boss's spare jacket over my cardigan, and still had to stand out in the sun for a few minutes every half an hour or so. Eventually I came home, popped some pills, and have been asleep for 6 hours. Ok, not quite the whole 6 hours. I woke up 3 times to pee - and guzzled water each time I came out of the loo. Which probably explains needing to keep waking up to pee. 

I was supposed to catch The Nutcracker today. I'm a slut for feel good Disney movies. That didn't happen. If the show's over in the cinemas by the time I'm well I shall have to rely on other means to watch it. Boo. 

But for now, I'm sitting here entertaining myself by reading up on China's mistress market. I went out with BIKSS to collect his China counterpart at the airport last night, then we dropped him off at his hotel and proceeded to get dinner for ourselves. He introduced me as his cousin, and since I speak Chinese there were some pleasantries spoken in his native tongue between us. 

Today at work he apologised to BIKSS for not having invited us (me) out to dinner last night - which I didn't think was strange at all seeing as he had already eaten on the flight in, and was nursing a bit of a cold as well. 

And I understand he handed him a gift for his "girlfriend, wife, cousin, whoever". And to quote BIKSS, "And yes, he said girlfriend".

The Chinese are notorious for keeping mistresses, something about it being a status symbol. If you're worth anything you'll be able to "afford" one, I think, is how it goes. So my being there may have inadvertantly raised BIKSS' "standing" in his eyes. I don't know. What I *do* know is that he has acknowledged that I exist and afforded the same "courtesies" to me as one might do to a significant other. So I'm kinda amused by it. 

This is the second time I've made a public appearance with BIKSS to work-related people. The first time I think it made the guy feel more at ease because the lady he was travelling with was in fact his mistress and they didn't seem to bother hiding it. When BIKSS went on his last work trip to visit the fella at his office they asked him point blank if he has a girlfriend. I think they were trying to get him to 'fess up about me. But he made some remark about girlfriends requiring a lot of time as a brush off answer. 

I mean, I don't mind. As long as it doesn't hurt his reputation. Altho I suspect with some of the guys (depending on where they're from, and how they view this sort of thing culturally) it might actually be a plus!

So that's that. I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I told my boss I'm too sick to come in. I shall sleep it off and dump some eucalyptus oil in my diffuser. 

Also - some good news : the father is back home. The brother did NOT manage to get him shipped off to a nursing home (this time) and I'm convinced the end of the crisis is why my body has finally decided to get sick. It happens a lot with me - I stay strong until the worst is over then my body shuts down. ARGH. 

Well. I suppose better AFTER than during! 

Have a good week everyone. 

Tuesday Toon #43

Some actual toons this week - and some quotes that are right on the mark!

Enjoy - and as always, let me know in the comments if you had a favourite :)

#1 - This one made me smile 

#2 - I didn't see it coming! LOL

#3 - THIS IS SO TRUE

#4 - This one made me shake my head and roll my eyes!

#5 - I totally wouldn't mind the FAT bank account at all

#6 - Not the funniest... 

but I *was* wondering what it was all about - till I got to the end

#7 - I think I'm almost there

#8 - An oldie but goodie - and still true

#9 - Accurate for me RIGHT NOW! 

Can we please just get to Christmas already???

#10 - And speaking of Christmas :

(Technically it's Frankenstein's MONSTER... but ok...)

#11 - A Bonus Pic : As BIKSS says "The story of my life"

FFF 43 Recap

Right. So this is gonna be the fastest recap ever cos I'm having a bit of a busy day.

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First up is Roz's comment ~

Way to go on the steps! Sorry you were down with a gastric virus and hope you are feeling better. 

I'm so sorry for the family drama, that is so stressful. Good on you for telling the doctor to talk to your mum and brother. I don't understand why they aren't talking to your mum in the first place.

Scones with chocolate, interesting, I like it lol. Then again, I had a bacon buttie on Friday, but instead of bread the bacon etc was in a scone. I did a double take at first, but it was yum lol.

This week I did my exercises 4 days and walked the stairs af work every day, though a couple of days not as many times as usual.

Lindy's been decluttering - and there are some nice pictures over on her blog. 

Olivia's dealing with a post thanksgiving koff bug. Go visit her and send love and vitamin C.

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Since it's flu season, and a ton of people were also sniffing away at choir yesterday, here are some tips to stay safe from the germy bugs:

• Wash your hands often. And especially before eating. 
• Load up on fluids.
• If you're so inclined - try some echinacea tea.
• Don't forget your daily vitamin C. 
• If you're not well, stay home, and avoid crowded places. 
• Even if you ARE well, avoid crowded places unless you absolutely have to go out. (This is why I love online shopping.)
• Get enough sleep- lack of sleep can really upset your immune system.
• Eat right (lots of fruit and veggies, lay off the processed food!)
• Get moving - exercise, stretch, just move it move it!

AND if you do catch something, here are some essential oils to help you get over it quick!

If you're a regular user of oils here's the TL;DR version:

1. To Aid With Congestion And Concentration : Eucalyptus Essential Oil
2. To Reduce Fever And Muscle Pains : Lemongrass Essential Oil
3. To Cool Off And Stimulate Blood Flow : Peppermint Essential Oil
4. To Help You Get Out Of Bed : Ginger Essential Oil
5. To Remedy Cold Sores And Stimulate Your Immune System : Tea Tree Essential Oil
6. To Stop Runny Noses And Help You Sleep : Cedarwood Essential Oil
7. To Break Up Lung Congestion And Help You Stay Focused : Rosemary Essential Oil
8. To Ease Stomach Pain : Sweet Fennel Essential Oil

If you would like to read the whole article, CLICK HERE.

And here's a quick infographic on how you can benefit from the oils:

*PLEASE NOTE that oils need to be diluted before applying directly onto skin.

Read this article to find out why.

*ALSO NOTE some oils are photosentive. (Scroll to the end for another infographic.)

FFF 43 - Family Drama, Scones, Being Sick and Cookie Time

Hello everyone! I hope Thanksgiving was fabulous (for those of you celebrating)... and that no one put on too many pounds! 

I've got a ton of things to share this week.

First, the step count :

Average number per day - 10,781
Highest number in a day - 12,833
No of >10k steps days  - 4

Right then.

Update on the father : last week he was admitted into hospital following some emotional outbursts and agitation. They're trying out new meds to calm him down. The meds are working, but now that he's ready to be discharged from the hospital the brother has decided that he wants him discharged right away into a nursing home. This has caused me much stress as the doctor in the hospital keeps calling me and asking me what I want to do. I've asked mum and she says he should go home. Cos that's where he wants to be. And if he gets put into a nursing home he'll be angry and frustrated and act up anyway, and then they'll kick him out cos he's not behaving. 

Today I got sick and tired of going back and forth between the hospital and mum and finding out at every turn that the idiot brother has already been in touch with the social worker AND my father's geriatrician without any of us knowing. So I've told mum since it's the brother's house they're going to be staying at, and since the brother wants to make these decisions, then it's best I step away from this and I also told the hospital doctor that he should just direct all enquiries to my brother and mother and leave me out of it. 

Ok, this might be confusing for you if you haven't the foggiest what's going on in my family right now, but some of you know, and well, this is the update. I just am fuming so badly right now I had to put it somewhere. So here I came. 

That aside, I had a bout of viral gastritis yesterday and my boss had to pump me with all sorts of meds before the pain would subside. Later on, upon hearing me on the phone trying to deal with the hospital situation it made him remark "No wonder you've got a gastric attack...". It's a wonder I'm not mental. Oh wait. Maybe I am. 

So I came home after work yesterday and the fever hit. Took some paracetamol, popped a gram of Vit C and took a swig of Gaviscon (antacid) then went to bed for just under 4 hours. I felt a lot better by night time.

BIKSS came round after his soccer thing a little after 9pm and we ate dinner together at home. He kept me company while I got progressively loopier after popping more paracetamol. I'm trying to keep up the healthy eating - for him too - so dinner was some broiled chicken and eggplant, with a side of leafy veggies and mushrooms. 

This is to counter the less than healthy scones I passed to him in the morning for breakfast. I made up a huge batch (I didn't realise from the recipe just HOW many I would get - turns out it was a lot!) and gave him a bunch that morning. Since they're unsweetened and would probably fare better with some honey or jam, he thought he might add a little something sweet to it. 

The man decided chocolate was a good option - instead of a hazelnut or chocolate spread (like Nutella) he figured he would just take a bite of scone, then a bite of chocolate. And mix it all up in his mouth. It was good enough that he sent me that pic with the words - "Try the scones with chocolate". 

And that brings me to another thing. That craggy clump you see in the top right hand corner is the result of.... 

This year's COOKIE EXCHANGE preliminary bake prep!

This is the 8th year that Jz (bless her) is hosting the annual Cookie thingamajiggy that doesn't even have to do with cookies! Basically it's an excuse for everyone to share recipes for yummy treats - and what better time than just before Christmas! 

So if you wanna take part in this year's bake/cook-fest, click on the link for details, or read on:

Taken from Jz's post:

Sign up by noon on Monday, December 3rd in order to get your name on the list of participants. (I need some lead time time to assemble and distribute the list to participants.)

To sign up:
         Email me by noon on Dec 3rd

With this information:
         Your screen name and the URL of your blog.


And that's it. That's all you gotta do. Email her now!
(I think her email address is : 1reluctant0ne@gmail.com)

OH, and the cookie exchange extravaganza is happening on Wednesday 5th December so save that date!

Happy Thanksgiving !

To all our friends in (or originally from) the US of A, Happy Thanksgiving from BIKSS and Fondles!

Here's wishing you a great day / week / weekend with friends and family!

But seriously,

Hurray Bikss Is Back

BIKSS has been away for about two weeks - with a weekend back in town between trips. And just my luck - I was on my period when he came by for some cuddle time on Monday evening! LOL. 

First - my pressie :

I asked for a shawl - turns out he had so much travelling to do during his week in India that his local agent there ended up doing his souvenir shopping for him! Haha. 

Still, it's a lovely silk thing - and I did say I wanted something colourful. I have way too many plain/flat coloured shawls and I was in the market for something with a print. 

I think I shall save it for special occasions. :) 

But back to our reunion - since there wasn't going to be any sex on the cards, let's just say he got the royal blowjob treatment complete with vanilla in the diffuser and warm towel wipe downs before and after! 

And then we cuddled, and talked, and laughed, and we told each other stories and caught each other up on everything that happened over the last couple of weeks. 

Then he rolled me over and I got my welcome-home spanking... it wouldn't be a proper homecoming without one after all! 

I'm glad he's back. And there are no more worktrips in the near future (that I know of, anyway)!

Tuesday Toon #42

Here are two pics that made me smile this week :) Enjoy!

I now think about this every time I step into one!

Beat diabetes. Be an alcoholic. :)

FFF 42 Recap on Monday

I'll keep it short. Goodness knows everyone's had a busy weekend with LOL days :)

Lindy's been cooking and eating and attending functions! Well, there's always next week. 

Olivia is on the brink of new exciting things! It's ok, that's why there's always next week. I'm seeing a pattern here. 

Our lovely Roz writes:

Hi Fondles,

Wow, it's crazy how quickly this year has flown! I 'intend' to continue my exercises next year. As for the posts, I guess that depends on whether are happy to continue hosting. 

That is a crazy amount of steps in a day, wow! Good on you :)

I did my exercises 5 days this week. Didn't do them tonight but I mowed the lawn instead. Plus the stairs at work. Wish I had your success with the scales. I still need to work on the sweet stuff!

Here's something we all need to remember -

See you on Friday!

LOL Day - Better Late Than Never!

So our lovely Baker texted me to ask if I was putting up a post. To be honest, I had clear forgotten about it! 

ARGH! 

Er, but I'm pretty sure it's still Saturday somewhere around the world right now right? 

Well, can you blame me tho? I've had some stuff to deal with on the personal front, and the father has been warded into hospital as they're giving him new meds and want to keep him in for observation. As you can see, I've had a busy couple of days. Phew!

BUT for now, things are where they are, and here I am. Jumping on the LOL bandwagon. Better late than never, I always say. 

I noticed some new followers, and I'm glad to have you! What would be great tho, is if you could leave a tiny comment. Nothing serious or too personal, of course. Hmmm how about a simple question for you to answer? 

Yes, let's see. I had dinner with some friends. And when it came time for dessert, they both picked chocolate when I asked what flavour of ice cream they wanted. 

So here's my question for lurkers and non-lurkers alike! 

What's your favourite ice cream flavour --- and what body part would you like it best served up on? 

Feel free to answer both parts, or just the first one, if you're shy.

Pick as exciting a flavour as you'd like, or stick with the ever-so-difficult-to-answer "Chocolate or Vanilla" version.

Describe your partner's (or your own!) body part... or DON'T. There really isn't a correct way to answer questions here in blogland! 

And really, this applies to comments in general. Leave a comment. We love getting them. And there can never be a "bad" comment, as long as general rules of  courtesy and kindness are adhered to. But then that's a given cos we're all civilised folk here right? 

I'll go first - I like plain ol' vanilla ice cream - and perhaps, if BIKSS doesn't mind the cold, I think it would be fun to eat it off his tummy! I'm sure it'll tickle tho. ;D

What about you??

[Head over to Hermione's for a list of this year's participating LOL blogs.]

Adjustment Disorder

I don't like change either.

That's what they're calling it. Apparently it's a thing.

I didn't know they had a name for it.

Now I do.

Nowadays it's offically called Stress Response Syndrome

But the Doc at the mental health clinic called it Adjustment Reaction.

I have 11 out of the 14 symptoms listed here.

(And also - he says I seem to have 'passive' suicidal thoughts.)

• Feeling of hopelessness
• Sadness
• Frequent crying
• Anxiety (nervousness)
• Worry
• Headaches or stomachaches
• Palpitations (an unpleasant sensation of irregular or forceful beating of the heart)
• Withdrawal or isolation from people and social activities
• A new pattern of absence from work or school
• New and uncharacteristic dangerous or destructive behavior, such as fighting, reckless driving, and vandalism
• Changes in appetite, either loss of appetite, or overeating
• Problems sleeping
• Feeling tired or without energy
• Increase in the use of alcohol or other drugs

Right then. After talking to the kind doctor (he was a gentle soft-spoken Indian chap) we now have somewhat of a plan. 

I'm waiting for them to assign me a therapist who specialises in family issues. They'll probably help develop some coping strategies so I can help ME support MYSELF as I deal with the stressors. Perhaps a support group as well? It depends. 

After that I'll pay another visit to the doctor for him to assess the usefulness and efficacy of the therapy sessions. That will be in Jan. 

And so. That's the plan for now. 

FFF #42

Hey everyone! I've just been looking at the calender and there are only SIX more Fridays left till 2019. That means we'll be looking at FFF2.0 soon enough. 

So what I would like to know is if you'd like to continue on with FFF posts and updates? Or if you've all had enough of this stress  and wanna call it quits? 

I'm quite happy to go on, provided at least ONE person will continue on the FFF journey with me. Um, let me know in the comments please :)

This week's update - 

Average steps in a day - 10970

Highest no of steps - 19619. WHAT?

No of >10k steps days - 4

I know. Crazy right? It was a Saturday too. Normally my weekends tend to be quiet. But I think that has changed since I joined the choir. The practice studio is a 10 min walk from the train stop. That really helps with the exercising! 

We also sing from around 1230pm or 1pm, which means if I have lunch before I leave the house it's way too early. I normally end up having my coffee in the morning, a bite of something small (and oat square or scone) and then I stuff more "something smalls" into my bag for eating during breaks. Then it's off to church and dinner - which is the first real actual full meal of the day for me. That's helped with the weight loss too I bet. 

Meanwhile - I've been looking at kegelling. Yes, that's a word. They actually say that on the youtube videos!

Here are some links.

6 Reasons NOT to Buy a Kegel Exercise Device

Well, ok. That was ONE link. Enjoy. It made a lot of sense to me. I hope it does to you too.

As for those twin ball things with the strudy string attached to it for easy removal that you have been thinking of buying? Get one that vibrates, and use it in bed while you're giving your man a blowjob!

TBT - CWS 6 - Pre Blowjob Thoughts According to BIKSS

Last week I put up the Pre-Blowjob Thoughts Challenge. There was a part two - this was BIKSS' point of view. Enjoy.

CWS Challenge #2 - HIS point of view

Following the positive response to BIKSS' recent posts, I asked if he would do me the honour of writing 55 words about what happens in his brain as I'm about to give him a blowjob. Here is his response to Spanky's CWS Challenge.

Ladies and Gentleman, Subs and Doms, I give you : 

55 words before you know your cock is going to be sucked - A Dom's Perspective

Watching me, you smile as you unzip me and release my cock from its cloth prison. Holding him firmly, you engulf him in your warm mouth, your eyes never leaving mine, not even for an instant.

“Sweet dreams are made of these,” was a song but I bet this wasn’t what they had in mind. 

Tuesday Toons #42

ONE toon. That's all I have for you. The others are just random pics that BIKSS sent me. But first - Sunday morning at the office. BIKSS was just back from a work trip on Sat night. And he needed to hop into the office for a little bit. So we made a date of it. Especially since he was going to be flying off again for another week on Monday evening. Still, we did manage a last blowjob and romp before he left on Monday afternoon. :) 

Enjoy!

1) Given the nature of this blog and its readers - 

the duct tape might actually be HOTTER than videotaping.

2) Oh dear. I think he needs some serious FFF motivation!

3) I wasn't expecting this. I thought it was pretty good!

4) Now how am I supposed to drink that? I'll either be too freaked out, or too full of admiration for the artwork.

FFF #41 Recap

[Edit: Roz's comment has been added!]

Right. Things still seem to be hovering at the same place weight wise, altho I did creep up a little but managed to bring it back down some. Sometimes it's not about the destination - but about having some companionship along the journey, and I'm so glad that I've had these lovely FFFers along for the ride, regardless of hopping on or off the train! (Yes, Lindy, I'm looking at you - but as far as I'm concerned you're still a full-fledged FFFer!)

Here are this week's links

Hop over to Olivia's and celebrate her very lovely and fulfilling week with her!

Then over to Lindy's for some honey and fairy floss! YUMMS!

And good luck with that walking, Downunder Don~

Hi Fondles,

I swear that Christmas is coming earlier each year. This weekend is our cities annual Christmas Pageant which has been reported as being the largest in the world with 350,000 expected to attend.

On the food front I have been faced by my biggest enemy; icecream. My darling wife purchased many tubs of gourmet icecream just because they were half price at our local supermarket. Mega yum but I will pay for it later! I can see lots of walking on the horizon.

I hereby do formally and sincerely apologise for missing out Roz's comment. Our stair-climber extraordinaire says ~

Hi Fondles,

Bah humbug lol, I swear the Christmas countdown starts earlier every year. The supermarkets already stocking Christmas goods, decorations, advertising etc. I will boycott the stores once the carols start! LoL. Can you tell I'm not a huge fan? lol


Way to go on the steps as always. I don't know how you manage so many. I only did my exercises 4 days this last week plus stairs at work every day. An average of 3 times a day.

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And now, since Christmas is around the corner and we could all do with some new recipes and/or a gift idea for that special friend who loves to cook, I present you an all-chicken cookbook!

HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD EVERYBODY!

FFF #41

Are we getting in the Christmas mood yet? I'm beginning to notice decorations and carols in stores... yes, we start the prepping really early over here. Some years as early as the first week of October!

For me the festive season means lots of eating and catching up with friends. In fact, it's already started. I had a couple of meet ups with ex students and ex colleagues... and there's one more coming up with ex classmates.

I shall be needing FFF now more than ever!

The stats last week -

Average steps per day - 10,559 (I figure this is easier than calculating the total over the week)
Highest no in a day - 13,970
No of >10k steps days - 4 (but 3 of those days exceeded 13k!)

And here are these week's links -

www.asianage.com

21 Ways to Stay Slim During Christmas

How To Stay Fit And Healthy Over Christmas: 6 Experts Share Their Tips

11 Ways to Stay Slim Through the Holiday Season

Will a Holiday Binge Ruin Your Healthy Diet?


More Christmas themed links to come in the coming weeks. Meanwhile, happy weekend everyone!

TBT - CWS 5 - Pre Blowjob Thoughts

I haven't done a TBT CWS post in a while, so here's one of our early challenges.

Please feel free to write your own response to this Spanky challenge - just let me know in the comments if you do so I can come round and visit. 

I present ~ The Pre Blowjob Thought Challenge 

CWS Challenge #2

"Write 55 words on the moment before you know you will be sucking a cock" was the challenge issued by Spanky to the CWS network. I'm late coming to the party... but here goes:

The Pre-Blowjob Pep Talk

Will he let me take it in?
Almost I think. Now? Or later?

How should I pleasure him?
With gusto and fervour?
Or gently, teasing?

Mmm I think a feather-light touch to start
But please make it last.
You always get carried away
And get down to it too fast.

Oh, whatever. Here it comes!

(and that, if you count hyphenated words as 1, was exactly 55 words not including the title.)

Wednesday Wisdom - Lessons You Can Learn from the WWW

LESSON ONE : 

Be true to yourself, but never be so fixed in your ways that you can't handle the unexpected.

LESSON TWO : 

Sometimes the obvious is just that - the obvious. 

Don't go looking for hidden meaning in everything.  

LESSON THREE : 

Whatever happens, mind your own business. 

If it doesn't concern you, don't stick your nose in it. 

Happy Hump Day Everybuddy!

Some Tuesday Funnies

On relationships:

On reclaiming personal space :

 

Do you know the woodchuck tongue twister?

More on words :

On disorders :

On gender issues :

And here's something for that Christmas tree or next Halloween :